Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
handjob tips. give me some.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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