i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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