Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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