Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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