Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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