Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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