pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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