What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I have aggressive nipples.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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