Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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