Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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