I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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