Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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