If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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