I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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