i don't like sucking hair
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize