i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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