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• (650): View more from California

  I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I skipped work to stalk him.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..

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• (559): View more from California

  His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter

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