Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.