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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.

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  He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.

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  Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.

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• (323): View more from California

  Put some vodka in it

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  Its 7am

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  put some vodka in it

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I got my gum stuck on his balls.

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