If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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