If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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