do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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