I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Everyone says I win the strip club
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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