bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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