the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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