I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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