I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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