Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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