I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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