He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
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