that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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