margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
third nipple confirmed
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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