CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Everything about him screamed your future.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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