Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
