do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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