who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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