please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
