we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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