So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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