well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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