After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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