I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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