you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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