Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Farmville is her only friend.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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