your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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