If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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