does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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