he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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