The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
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i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one