we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
