he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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