She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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