I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I need to sanitize my soul.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i out mim tonsoeep
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
