he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Less talking, more tequila
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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