it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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