How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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