As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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