He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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What a dumb baby whore.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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