How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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