So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Someone signed my nipple.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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