OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I think your dad took our porno
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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