I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
